Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Dental Xrays March 30 2010


Dental Xrays March 30 2010, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Is that a punim?
Photos by Mia @ Rincon

Monday, March 29, 2010

Wizard Dry-Cube


Wizard Dry-Cube, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

My dad used to have two of these to keep our lunch cool when we went fishing. This one's at the Motherlode Cafe in Jamestown, CA.

Bruce & Jack


Bruce & Jack, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Photo by Gayle Schmitt

Tom at Red Dog


Tom at Red Dog, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

*Hint* The secret is teriyaki sauce. (That's for the marinade, not the Manhattan, son.)

Half a Bar-fly


Half a Bar-fly, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Don't worry. Gayle set her right.

Spectral Misisipi Mike


Spectral Misisipi Mike, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Mission Three at Douglas Saloon


Mission 3 at Douglass Saloon 38, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Cree Rider, Jimmy Sweetwater, Misisipi Mike. More photos and a video here.

Fruit Blossoms


Fruit Blossoms, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Photo by Richard Hurlburt

Fruit Blossoms


Fruit Blossoms, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Photo by Richard Hurlburt

Gayle & Jack


Gayle & Jack, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Shadow


Shadow, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Hi, Katie!

Richard Gets the Shot


Richard Gets the Shot, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

He's doing chemical photography, folks.

Moss & Lichens


Moss & Lichens_1, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Fractal Tree


Fractal Tree, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Richard at the Cowboy Museum


Richard at the Cowboy Museum, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Oakdale

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Los Tres Delfines


Los Tres Delfines, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Puerto Vallarta

Watercolor Scribble Page


Watercolor Scribble Page, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Puerto Vallarta

Ocean & Beach


Ocean & Beach, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Artificial wine cork
Puerto Vallarta

At the Yoga Studio


At the Yoga Studio, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Puerto Vallarta

The Black One Would Just Run Into the Sea

*arf arf*
Puerto Vallarta

Parasail Battle


Parasail Battle, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Shards of glass woven in to cut opponent's tow-rope.
Knife-claw hands & feet.
Puerto Vallarta 3/10/10

A Variety of Chairs


A Variety of Chairs, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Puerto Vallarta

Multicolored Beach Air Popcorn


Multicolored Beach Air Popcorn, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Puerto Vallarta

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Fidencios Bar


Fidencios Bar, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Shut up, Ashleigh

Expeneses


Expeneses, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Puerto Vallarta Notebook

Identity Crisis

I was sitting at home last evening. My phone rang, showing a number that it didn't know.

* Hello?
A woman's voice said,
* Bruce?
* Who's calling please?
* This is your wife.
It wasn't Mary. I was pretty sure of that.
* Excuse me?
* Bruce?
* Could you please tell me who you are? I mean, my name is Bruce, and I have a wife, but I'm sure that it's not you...
* Oh, I was trying to call my husband. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

So I got the number from my phone, googled it, and found this guy:



Bruce Budnick. He's in construction, and a fan of International Supermodified Association, a touring racing division of open-wheel, little racecars. Hi, Bruce!

I'm having a hard time constructing a narrative that would lead to that phone call.

*************************************************************

Shortly thereafter, I was talking to my friend Paul in the hall of our apartment complex. As we parted, he said, "Okay, goodbye, have a good weekend, Steve."

At this point, I'm not sure who I am.

M.I.A.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Looks Like Cthulhu Could Use a Good Night's Sleep

King G, MMK 1
14th St at Alice, Oakland

Heat Shield


Heat Shield, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Made out of a wire hanger.

Mailbox Painting


Mailbox Painting, originally uploaded by dumbeast.


Mailbox

mailbox

17th & Harrison, Oakland

Thursday, March 25, 2010

A Few Small Corners of the Conspiracy

This is my best guess at a transcription. And I was there when this was written.

Silverado
sold them zero-fuel/?
2000-2005
Onboard with
Power of Attorney
fool.
Unmediated (unlawyered) ? money
Got deal
(Actors fantasize for a living)
N|
|S
Bureau of Diplomatic Security
Magnetic Field -> Random
Blackwater (Xe)
Set X, Set Y, then Z
e for ecology?
Xenophobia
1997, 98, 99
on "Buzzy"
Buzzy wants solar panels
i.e. my ass
CANADA
Oxfam
Continental shelf hi
100-200 ft deep
72 degrees off Calif Coast
Water 5-12 heat
terrestrial land.

Shlomo Pakim


Shlomo Pakim, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

"I saw them beam at Van Ness & Mrkt. about 9 years ago."

Momentous Occasion

  1. Got rained on walking to BART
  2. Didn't have BART ticket when I got to station
  3. Coming up the stairs at Civic Center, the moist San Franciscan air smelled strongly of Knorr Chicken Soup Mix

So I guess it all evens out.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pearl at the New Scratchin' Post


Pearl at the New Scratchin' Post, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I fell in love with you
The first time I looked into
...Them there eyes!

lyrics and music by Maceo Pinkard & William Tracey & Doris Tauber

As sung by Billie Holiday

Mickey Urine Ball


Mickey Urine Ball, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

By Ray and/or Pearl

Did Somebody Say Big Basketball Feet?

Raybat

New Lamp


New Lamp, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

60 W tube incandescent, clear silicone

Monday, March 22, 2010

Edited Out


Edited Out, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

What doesn't fit on the shelves

Lamp


Lamp, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Work in progress. 60 watt incandescent bulb with silicone sealant.

Subject: I'm Sure We're All Civilized People...

...and I wouldn't dream of imposing on your private life(s). So if you want to move in NEXT DOOR to us and not even say hello, well that's perfectly fine, I'm sure. Whatever you and M. Keil are doing in the privacy of your own home is totally your business, and no concern whatsoever of mine.

Just a word to the wise, though, Buddy. I'm getting on in years, you know. Sometimes my memory plays tricks on me. Sometimes I forget what I'm supposed to say, and what I'm not supposed to say. I'd hate to have word of this get out to my supervisor. At work.

So if there's anything that you'd like to, uh, reinforce in my memory, say with a certain quantity of folding money, feel free to get in touch, alright?

xxBruce

________________

For years I had a great big crush on this cute shy girl named J. Keil. She was second chair flute and I was second chair saxaphone in our jr. high school band. She never gave me the time of day and moved to Hawaii. Now I live with her bodybuilder older brother M. Keil. But don't tell any one.


Scratchin' Post on Bike


Scratchin' Post on Bike, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Ray with New Scratchin' Post


Ray with New Scratchin' Post, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I might have spilled a little catnip on there.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Palm


IMGP0626, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Puerto Vallarta

Striped Light


Striped Light, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Puerto Vallarta

Monday, March 15, 2010

Kim K loves her LowLuv



Check out Kim Kardashian looking gorgeous in LowLuv x Erin Wasson tribal necklace and armor ring. Tribal necklace can be found at www.shopbop.com and armor ring at www.forwardforward.com

Idol Radec


You simply cannot go wrong with an Idol Radec Trench. Enough Said.
www.idolradec.com

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Turkish Rothko Afghan (Skewed) Rectangle


Turkish Rothko Afghan Rectangle, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Mary in the Garden at Corazon


Mary in the Garden at Corazon, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Marilyn Amodea


Marilyn Amodea, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Marilyn
is an artist working in paint, clay & glass. It was our pleasure to get to know her a little bit in PuertoVallarta.