Saturday, September 25, 2010

Vuillard Detail



Vuillard Detail, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
Closest approximation I've ever seen of the texture that Al Green gets in his paintings
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Wisconsin Vision Quest

Yesterday, I rented a red VW bug in Chicago and drove up to Wisconsin. I called Ann Pereles on my way up, but she wasn't to phone. LM.

The weather was intense--cool, intermittent drizzles & untethered winds.

I drove up to Schwai's in Fredonia first. The people at Einstein Bros in Mequon helped me with a toasted sesame with a salmon shmear & directions; keep north on 43 & take the Saulkville fork. A bartender in Saulkville sold me a bag of chips & refined my navigation.

Schwais was as remembered. Nice lady behind the counter was very patient with me. A fresh bratwurst, two summer sausages (regular & Hungarian), a package of curds, a package of meat-sticks very spicy, and a sixpack of frozen brats.

I drove from there out to Springhill. Slight side trip onto North Avenue, looking for a florist shop, but couldn't find one. Skirted a recently downed tree on N Fond du Lac, back onto the freeway and off to the Hawley road exit.

No florists on Hawley, either. I just don't know what's happening to this world.

At Springhill. Mort's stone was fine. I laid the solo bratwurst on it.

The plinth on Babs' stone had separated from the base and was displaced to the upper right corner of the headstone.

I checked it out. It had obviously come loose at some point and somebody had tried to repair is with what looked like florist clay. I scraped that off with a paintscraper, cleaned the headstone & got down with the silicone.

The headstone has developed a languorous backward tilt from 14 winters and thaws. That plinth wasn't going to stay where I put it without some help. I found a largish twig that had come down in the wind, and propped it against the stone to keep it in place until the silicone sets.

Driving home, I stopped at a Culvers just above the state line for late lunch. Returned the car a little after four. Good to be back.  More photos from the trip here.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Camilla



WHEW. We're all breathing a sigh of relief that Coterie is finally over! Thank you to all our awesome clients that braved the Javits Center--both old and new! However, now that the show is over, the real work begins. We're feverently managing our usual traffic in and out of the showroom without skipping a beat. As promised, JS blog will be releasing only the awesomest tidbits related to the show. But first, we have to talk about Camilla.


Where do we begin? Well first let's start with J'ADORE. Australian borne Camilla Franks has been dazzling wardrobes and runways ever since her first delicious kaftan was created eight years ago. With a background in theater, her arial and dreamlike pieces provide an absolute visual feast. Unlike food feasts however, we guiltlessly gorge our eyes on her bountiful use of trans-seasonal colors and majestic organic patterns; with just a tiny sprinkle of Swarovski crystals on top for those of you with a sweet tooth. Her garbs have been spotted on the A-Listers such as Fergie, Liz Hurley, and Jennifer Hawkins. Even BEYONCE was spotted in a Camilla dress, and she usually wears nothing but House of Dereon. Click below for larger pictures of runway stills and Camilla Press.


Happy Weekend!

-JS

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Ghery viewed from Contemporary Wing


Beckman



Beckman, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Hi, Al.

Cloud Gate



Cloud Gate, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Mid-Trade Show Update!

Capsule and Coterie have been completely bananas! One more day of it all before it's over. Stay tuned for lots of awesome pics, vids and designer interview tidbits.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

DUST(SHIELD



DUST(SHIELD, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
At the far end of the jetway. Does this seem weird to you?

Monday, September 20, 2010

pre-trip to-do list



pre-trip to-do list, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
Preparation for Chicago

yar·mul·ke


yar·mul·ke, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

For those hot Shabbos nights
Guarding the Golan Heights
I just knit [sic] you a Ventillated Kippah

Happy Birthday, Megan

Fluxus for JoeyShowroom Coterie 2010


It's a mad dash around the office. One more day until Coterie! Can't wait!

-JS

Friday, September 17, 2010

Coterie: Maggie Ward for Joey Showroom

Fabulosity by Maggie Ward. Leather Shorts in Cognac #L02-200, Full Fashion Open Knit in Oats #500-101.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Melissa/Vivienne Collaboration

Good morning fashionistas! Here's an article about the dream team collabouration between Melissa Shoes and Vivienne Westwood. As I'm sure most of you know, Vivienne is world renowned for her ingenious and avant-garde shoe designs. She is a great lover of excess, the ornate and the artificial. Melissa shoe designer Edson Matsuo has a background as an illustrator, graphic designer and cartoonist; as evidenced by his whimsical shoe design embellished with jewel shapes, oversized hearts and uncommonly placed ornamentations. Who knew one could achieve such riveting design pieces through a rubber medium?
PLUS, Melissa shoes are 100% hypoallergenic, odorless, neutral and recyclable. They are made of a special patented plastic called Melflex, which is super durable and comfortable. Melissa also implements socially and ecologically responsible policies for their workers and their company. We think this marriage between the design teams will further result in fabulous yet eco-chic pieces!



Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Physics Question from a Client



 

From: David Redacted
Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2010 11:59 AM
To: Bruce Bortin; Daniel
Redacted; Fayedine Redacted; Fred Redacted; HUGH Redacted; JULIA Redacted
Subject: Re. : A physics question that's been -ONLY- sent to smart people.

Dear All,

I have, already, worked out the answer to the following question.  If one, some or all of you can't figure it out, let me know & I will explain the answer.

Now, w/a drumroll, the question.  If a vehicle is moving, regardless of speed & there are a baloon & a hummingbird, untehered & suspended w/in the passenger compartment of the vehicle & the brakes are applied hard: A)Will the humming bird & ballon trave in the same direction?; B)Will they travel in different directions?, and; C) If the answer is "B,", wich direction will they travel & why?
Dave.
______________________________________
Good question, David!

The hummingbird’s motion will continue in the direction that the van was going and dash it’s tiny brains out against the windshield, which is a real shame, because I love hummingbirds. 

The balloon on the other hand will jerk backwards in the van, and here’s the reasoning behind that.  The balloon gets its buoyancy by being lighter than the air in the van. That is, the air’s acceleration of gravity displaces the balloon in the opposite direction of that acceleration. When the van decelerates, the air inside of it decelerates with it, in the direction of the van’s motion. The balloon accelerates in the opposite direction, because the air’s acceleration is the moral equivalent to acceleration in the gravitational field. 

I put this action inside of the {van} subset of {vehicles} because it’s the most likely vehicle for such a scenario to occur in.  I personally know at least three people who have vans, hummingbirds, and tanks of helium, and are always driving around and about with them.  There’s Jimmy Rotundo and his beige ’78 Econoline, Snaps MacDoof drives a VW van, and another fictional character with a fictional SUV which for the sake of this story I’ve decided to classify as a van, on narrative principle.

Jimmy runs a party balloon business out of his van. Don’t tell the cops, but one of the ‘helium’ tanks in the back of the van is actually filled with nitrous, from which Jimmy will now and then take a huff while he’s on the road.  This often leads to sudden deceleration, just like in your question.  Jimmy’s pet hummingbird Mr Mothman rides in a padded cage, secured on the seat beside him to avoid catastrophic beak trauma and similar.

I hope this answers your question.  All answers assume a robust string theory incorporating exactly 10 spatial dimensions and at least one temporal dimension.  When do you expect the Higgs boson will drop at CERN?

xxBB

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The latest creations from CHRISHABANA. We love.


Good morning vougers and vougettes! Happy Fashion Week! It's that time of year again when the hectic pinnacle of the fashion industry seems to reach critical mass. Hours and hours of color, style and trend forecasting and sleep-deprived sewing are revealed by designers desperate to maintain their relevence.

We love it.

We have some absolutely gorgeous new pieces in by Black Halo, and CHRISHABANA's totally sick Spring 2011 collection as seen on Drew Barrymore, Kelis, Bjork, Amber Rose, and model Shaun Ross. Chris is an awesome designer that is known for his playful, yet subversive pieces and we cant get enough.

COTERIE Sept 21.22.23 2010
Please schedule your appoinment as soon as possible for Coterie! We have rapidly booked up and we can't wait to show our vendors the latest and greatest pieces from our amazing collections. We are on the third level. You can find more information about the event here.

-JS

Saturday, September 11, 2010

KAOS PRINTING (TANPA MINIMAL ORDER)

KAOS PRINTING dibuat sesuai dengan design yang diinginkan. bisa dengan menggunakan foto pribadi atau design unik. Cukup dengan memberikan design/foto yang akan dijadikan gambar pada kaos, maka kaos akan bergambar sesuai dengan design/foto tersebut.

  • Cocok digunakan untuk kaos koleksi pribadi atau untuk team yang berjumlah sedikit
  • Tidak ada minimal order untuk pemesanan kaos ini, namun disesuaikan dengan stock yang tersedia.
  • Warna dasar kaos hanya warna muda seperti putih, pink, biru muda, hijau, kuning, dan untuk warna merah tua bisa digunakan namun hanya untuk sablon berwarna hitam atau abu-abu.
  • Untuk contoh dan alternatif design yang kami sediakan, bisa langsung dipilih melalui album facebook di sini: (dapat diakses jika LOG in facebook dan langsung klik pada tulisan berwarna biru)  DESIGN- NET MANIA, DESIGN-CARTOON
Price: @ Rp 50.000
untuk pembelian di atas 12 kaos dapat harga khusus, 

Langsung aja hubungi:
0899 372 1987
0817 506 7056
0316 111 1580

KAOS PASANGAN (Couple tshirt)


KAOS PASANGAN (couple tshirt) dibuat untuk menunjukkan rasa sayang dan kompak kepada pasangan. Dengan design yang beraneka ragam bahkan bisa juga dengan design sendiri, maka kamu dan pasangan bisa terlihat match dengan kaos pasangan ini. Bisa disertai dengan tanggal jadian, nama atau inisial lainnya TANPA tambahan biaya lagi, semua ALL in.

  • Cocok digunakan untuk mengabadikan moment dengan pasangan tercinta, kado atau souvenir. Bisa juga digunakan untuk foto pre wedding.
  • Tidak ada minimal order untuk pemesanan kaos ini, namun disesuaikan dengan stock yang tersedia.
  • Warna dasar kaos hanya warna muda seperti putih, pink, biru muda, hijau, kuning, dan untuk warna merah tua bisa digunakan namun hanya untuk sablon berwarna hitam atau abu-abu.


Price: Rp 125.000/sepasang  
untuk pembelian di atas 6 pasang dapat harga khusus, 

Langsung aja hubungi:
0899 372 1987
0817 506 7056
0316 111 1580

    Thursday, September 9, 2010

    Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow! Mrow!

    Ray's .gif-doppelganger speaks eloquently for him/

    Wednesday, September 8, 2010

    Bay Tree



    Bay Tree, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
    Thanks, Cathy.

    Where'd That Damn Suttlecock Go?

    What you get when you buy your badminton set at the dollar store.



    Tuesday, September 7, 2010

    KEMEJA



    KEMEJA biasa digunakan untuk acara resmi agar tampak lebih formal. Motif dan design kemeja disesuaikan dengan karakter perusaahaan/organisasi yang bersangkutan. Warna juga bisa jadi penunjang jati diri sehingga dapat menggunakan beraneka pilihan warna yang diinginkan. Untuk logo/gambar yang digunakan biasa menggunakan metode bordir untuk hasil sempurna. Bisa juga menggunakan metode sablon untuk menghemat biaya atau order dalam jumlah kecil

    • Cocok digunakan untuk acara resmi dan formal.
    • Minimal order 50 buah dengan 1 design dan motif yang sama.
    • Warna sesuai dengan keinginan dilengkapi dengan logo/gambar.
    Price: start from Rp 57.000
    (disesuaikan dengan jumlah order, bahan, jenis bordir/sablon, dll)

    Langsung aja hubungi:
    0899 372 1987
    0817 506 7056
    0316 111 1580 

    KAOS PROMOSI & PILKADA

    KAOS PROMOSI & PILKADA ditujukan untuk mempromosikan penjualan atau suatu organisasi perkumpulan dalam jumlah besar. Cara paling sederhana dan dapat dilihat banyak orang adalah menggunakan media kaos. Hal ini dikarenakan kaos menjadi salah satu barang kebutuhan primer dari manusia (sandang) dan juga terlihat kompak jika digunakan bersama-sama dalam suatu acara. media promosi dalam bentuk kaos ini dapat disimpan, sehingga kebanyakan orang memilih menggunakan kaos sebagai cara untuk mengenalkan produk mereka.


    • Cocok digunakan untuk promosi, souvenir event, pilkada, dll
    • Minimal order 200 kaos untuk pemesanan kaos ini, namun untuk mendapatkan harga yang ekonomis minimal order 1000 kaos.
    • Bahan dasar kaos yakni: higet, dan TC. Hal ini disesuaikan dengan bugdet dan jumlah banyak order yang dibutuhkan.
    •  
    Price: start from @Rp 9.000

    Langsung aja hubungi:
    0899 372 1987
    0817 506 7056
    0316 111 1580

    Monday, September 6, 2010

    KAOS BERKERAH

    KAOS BERKERAH  nyaman dipakai namun tidak meninggalkan kesan formal karena dilengkapi dengan kerah pada bagian leher. Bahan yang digunakan bermacam-macam, mulai dari TC, semi katun, sampai katun.
     Cocok digunakan untuk event promosi, organisasi sekolah/kampus, team olahraga, dll.
    Motif dan design disesuaikan dengan karakter perusaahaan/organisasi yang bersangkutan. Warna juga bisa jadi penunjang jati diri sehingga dapat menggunakan beraneka pilihan warna yang diinginkan. Untuk logo/gambar yang digunakan menggunakan metode sablon.

    • Cocok digunakan untuk acara berbagai macam acara dan promosi.
    • Minimal order 24 buah dengan 1 design dan motif yang sama.
    • Warna sesuai dengan keinginan dilengkapi dengan logo/gambar.
    Price: start from Rp 27.000
    (disesuaikan dengan jumlah order, bahan, jenis bordir/sablon, dll)

    Langsung aja hubungi:
    0899 372 1987
    0817 506 7056
    0316 111 1580 

    KAOS OBLONG


    KAOS OBLONG adalah kaos standart yang nyaman dan dapat digunakan untuk berbagai aktifitas. Bahan yang digunakan juga bermacam-macam mulai dari TC, semi katun, sampai katun. Bahan dan jenis sablon disesuaikan dengan kebutuhan, jumlah order, dan budget.



    • Cocok digunakan untuk berbagai event, atau untuk bekerja karena nyaman dipakai.
    • Minimal order 25 buah dengan 1 design dan motif yang sama.
    • Warna sesuai dengan keinginan dilengkapi dengan logo/gambar.
    Price: start from Rp 25.000
    (disesuaikan dengan jumlah order, bahan, banyak warna untuk sablon, dll)

    Langsung aja hubungi:
    0899 372 1987
    0817 506 7056
    0316 111 1580 

    POLO shirt



    POLO shirt  kaos berkerah yang casual dan trendy. Terbuat dari bahan lacos. Cocok digunakan untuk event promosi, organisasi sekolah/kampus, team olahraga, dll.
    Motif dan design disesuaikan dengan karakter perusaahaan/organisasi yang bersangkutan. Warna juga bisa jadi penunjang jati diri sehingga dapat menggunakan beraneka pilihan warna yang diinginkan. Untuk logo/gambar yang digunakan biasa menggunakan metode bordir untuk hasil sempurna. Bisa juga menggunakan metode sablon untuk menghemat biaya atau order dalam jumlah kecil

    • Cocok digunakan untuk acara berbagai macam acara dan promosi.
    • Minimal order 24 buah dengan 1 design dan motif yang sama.
    • Warna sesuai dengan keinginan dilengkapi dengan logo/gambar.
    Price: start from Rp 30.000
    (disesuaikan dengan jumlah order, bahan, jenis bordir/sablon, dll)

    Langsung aja hubungi:
    0899 372 1987
    0817 506 7056
    0316 111 1580 

    Thursday, September 2, 2010

    How to Submit an Issue to the Annex Log when the Network is Down



    How to Submit an Issue to the Annex Log when the Network is Down, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

    Hey, look--the last post was about bark, and this one's a picture of a log.  Captain Synchronicity, Block That Kick!

    Wednesday, September 1, 2010

    Bark


    bark 2, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

    because I'm a big fan of texture. That's why.

    Shark for Moon



    Shark for Moon, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

    PS she likes it:
    Moon likes Sharky

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    Moon likes Sharky